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frozen sugar that punishes greed with a railroad spike straight through the skull

means A semi-frozen drink of flavored, sweetened ice crushed into a drinkable slurry, sipped through a wide straw.

from A diminutive of "slush," that half-melted snow-and-water mush underfoot in winter — a word of Scandinavian flavor, possibly related to dialectal forms like Norwegian "slush" or "sluskr" for something soft and sloppy. The "-ie" ending is the friendly, marketable suffix English loves to slap on treats, turning gray street muck into a cheerful cup of color. The drink itself rose with mid-20th-century frozen-beverage machines, and brand names like the ICEE and Slurpee made the slush respectable enough to drink on purpose.

brain freeze
cold palate tricks nerves into faking head pain
accidental birth
invented when a soda machine froze and broke down
original name
sold first as the Icee in 1958
physics trick
liquid stays unfrozen until straw disturbs it
7-eleven empire
Slurpees sell roughly 14 million cups monthly
for instance

icee — carbonated frozen beverage brand created in 1958, found in movie theaters and arcades

luigi's italian ice — frozen dessert chain across north america serving since 1959

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