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frozen sugar that punishes greed with a railroad spike straight through the skull
brain freezecold palate tricks nerves into faking head pain
accidental birthinvented when a soda machine froze and broke down
original namesold first as the Icee in 1958
physics trickliquid stays unfrozen until straw disturbs it
7-eleven empireSlurpees sell roughly 14 million cups monthly