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the body's polite way of refusing to do the dumb thing fast.
sloth speedReal sloths move slower than your hangover regret.
survival trickSlowness hides them from sharp-eyed predators above.
cold bloodReptiles slow to standstill when temperatures drop.
energy mathMoving less burns less, a thrifty metabolic gamble.
brain fogSluggish thinking often signals dehydration, not laziness.