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The only job where competence means the child barely remembers you existed.
means A person who looks after someone else's child—or pet, or house—while they're away, usually for pay.
from Straightforward agent noun from 'sit' plus '-er': one who sits. The job-specific sense narrowed in through 'babysitter,' which emerged as a distinct term in the 20th century, then got clipped back down to just 'sitter' once context made the baby part obvious. 'House-sitter' and 'pet-sitter' followed the same pattern, borrowing the word's quiet, watchful logic—someone who occupies a space and minds what's in it, simply by staying put.
- pay logic
- flat rate regardless of chaos level
- real skill
- appearing calm during minor bleeding
- golden rule
- leave house exactly as destroyed as found
- true client
- the parents, not the kids