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The one professional you pay to listen, then bill you for your own silence.

means To make or become smaller — and, informally, a casual (once mildly derisive) term for a psychiatrist or therapist.

from From Old English 'scrincan,' meaning to shrivel or contract, related to other Germanic words for wrinkling and curling up. The psychiatrist sense is 20th-century American slang, short for 'headshrinker' — a jokey, slightly irreverent nod to shrunken-head-taking tribal practices, applied to doctors who, as the joke went, got inside your head and (figuratively) shrank it down to size.

origin
slang for headshrinker, 1960s beatnik insult
irony
the job is literally to expand your mind
session math
fifty minutes still costs you a full hour's rate
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