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The only fabric whose entire job is clinging to you out of static, not loyalty.

means A sheet of waterproof material hung around or beside a shower to keep the spray from flooding the bathroom floor.

from A simple compound of 'shower' (from Old English 'scur,' meaning a brief fall of rain or hail) and 'curtain' (from Old French 'cortine,' a hanging cloth used to enclose or screen off a space, ultimately traced to Late Latin 'cortina'). Indoor plumbing made the thing necessary; the name just describes the job plainly — a curtain for your shower. The static-cling problem is a side effect of vinyl and plastic becoming the material of choice in the 20th century, nothing the word itself ever promised.

physics villain
sucked inward by cold air pressure, not ghosts
liner vs curtain
you need both, nobody buys both
mildew timeline
peak mold growth within two weeks unmaintained
design irony
meant to stop water, mostly just redirects it
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