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a flat truce between you and gravity, conspiring to fold incorrectly forever
thread countOften inflated by counting plies, not actual threads
fitted nemesisNo one folds the elastic one correctly, mathematicians included
ancient luxuryEgyptians wove linen sheets over 5,000 years ago
ghost costumeThe classic look came from real burial shrouds
crisp mythHotel whiteness comes from bluing dye tricking your eyes