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a tiny guillotine that turns your pencil into a confession of how much you fidget.
french originBernard Lassimonne patented the first one in 1828
two-hole logicdifferent sizes for pencils versus fat crayons
shaving spiralthe curl is the blade angle made visible
electric overkillmotors exist to do a wrist's job faster
prison contrabandthe steel blade makes them banned inside