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The fabric that wrinkles on purpose so you don't have to iron your dignity.
name originPersian for milk and sugar, smooth versus puckered
built-in coolingPuckers lift cloth off skin for airflow
southern uniformWorn by gentlemen too proud to sweat
senate traditionPoliticians hold an annual Seersucker Thursday
no iron neededThe wrinkles are a feature, not failure