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the only tool that doubles as a cocktail and a crowbar excuse

named after screwsThe screw came first, in the 1400s
flathead's flawSlips and strips because nothing keeps it centered
phillips on purposeDesigned to cam out, protecting early assembly lines
the drinkOrange juice and vodka, allegedly stirred with one
space-ratedAstronauts use torque-limited versions to avoid overtightening
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