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The person whose job is to judge everyone else's job while doing none of it.

means Someone who keeps the official tally of points, goals, or marks in a game or test, turning performance into a number.

from Simply 'score' plus the agent suffix '-er' — 'one who scores.' 'Score' itself traces back to Old Norse 'skor,' meaning a notch or cut, from the old practice of literally carving marks into a stick or tally to count things, including, infamously, twenty at a time (hence 'fourscore'). So the scorer's job — cutting tallies into the record of who's winning — is etymologically almost exactly what the stick-notcher of a thousand years ago was doing, minus the stick.

origin
from score, meaning a notch cut to tally
power
can end arguments with a single pen stroke
irony
often worse at the activity than the players
stakes
one miscount can rewrite history books
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