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a hay-stuffed bouncer hired to terrify birds who eventually learn it never moves
crowsSmart enough to recognize and ignore them within days
ancient gigEgyptians used wooden frames against quail 3,000 years ago
oz fameWanted a brain, gave the best advice anyway
japanese nameCalled kakashi, meaning something that smells awful
upgradeModern fields now deploy propane cannons and lasers instead