the.com/rooster call
nature's alarm clock that no one set, can't snooze, and refuses to refund
not dawn-onlyroosters crow all day, dawn just gets credit
internal clockthey crow on schedule even in total darkness
volumereaches 130 decibels, like a jet at takeoff
built-in earplugshead tilt closes their ear canal mid-crow
pecking ordertop rooster crows first, others wait their turn