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The one creature that'll outlive your landlord, your lease, and possibly civilization.
means A cockroach — the hardy, flat-bodied insect that scuttles through kitchens at night and survives almost anything you throw at it; also slang for the butt end of a smoked joint.
from English 'roach' is a clipped, altered form of 'cockroach,' which itself came from Spanish 'cucaracha' in the 1600s — English speakers mangled the unfamiliar word, splitting off a 'cock' they thought they heard at the front, and later the 'cock' got dropped, especially in American slang, leaving plain 'roach.' The joint-related sense (the leftover stub) is 20th-century slang, likely because the small dark stub resembled the bug — a visual pun rather than a shared root.
- radiation tolerance
- survives doses far higher than humans can
- headless survival
- can live days without a head, breathes through body
- evolution speed
- some strains evolved sugar-aversion to dodge poisoned bait
- ancient lineage
- roach-like insects predate dinosaurs by 100+ million years