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not a worm, just a fungus throwing a circular rave on your skin
zero wormsCaused by fungi, named purely for the ring-shaped rash
same familyAthlete's foot and jock itch are ringworm relocated
highly socialSpreads via towels, mats, pets, and locker rooms
glows greenSome species fluoresce under ultraviolet blacklight
ancient enemyRoman texts described and treated it centuries ago