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the kitchen tool and the car-scene insult share one word and zero respect.

kitchen originpresses potatoes into rice-like strands for fluffy mash
car slangloud cosmetics, no actual horsepower gained
big spoileroften produces lift, not downforce, on slow cars
fart cannonoversized muffler tips amplify noise, nothing else
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