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two tons of armored bad attitude that hasn't updated its body since the Ice Age

means A large, thick-skinned herbivorous mammal of Africa and Asia, distinguished by one or two horns projecting from its snout.

from Straight from the Greek: rhino- (nose) plus keras (horn) — literally a 'nose-horn,' which is about as honest a name as any animal has ever received. That keras is the same root lurking in 'keratin,' the protein that builds the horn itself, and it's a distant cousin of the 'corn' in 'unicorn' and even the English 'horn.' The Greeks called it as they saw it, and the name lumbered through Latin into English essentially unchanged.

horn material
keratin, same as your fingernails
bad eyes
can't see a person at 30 meters
oxpecker pals
birds ride them eating ticks and blood
top speed
hits 50 km/h despite its bulk
closest kin
horses and tapirs, not other armored beasts
for instance

sudan — last male northern white rhino, died 2018 at ol pejeta conservancy, kenya

nola — second-to-last northern white rhino, died 2007 at san diego zoo

kihansi — rescued black rhino, one of five remaining in tanzania in 1993

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