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a salaried tool turned cosmic landlord, scythe-clutching, fashionably late for no one.
farm originWas a grain-cutting tool millennia before death stole it.
plague debutSkeletal Death imagery exploded during the Black Death.
scythe physicsThat blade harvests wheat, not souls—wrong tool, great branding.
global rebrandMany cultures send no skeleton; some send guides instead.
hottest pepperCarolina Reaper once held the world's spiciest crown.