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Paid to argue with a machine that is always literally correct and always missing the point.

means Someone who writes and maintains instructions that tell a computer exactly what to do, then spends much of their time figuring out why it didn't do that.

from 'Program' traces back to Greek 'programma' — 'public notice' or 'written proclamation,' from 'pro-' (before) plus 'graphein' (to write). It entered English meaning a written plan or schedule of events, like a theater program. The leap to computing came in the mid-20th century, when early machines had to be given explicit, written sequences of instructions to execute — literally a 'program' in the old sense of a plan laid out in advance. 'Programmer' followed naturally as the agent noun: the person who writes the plan the machine will follow, letter by letter, with none of the sense a human reader would have brought to it.

core skill
googling the error message, not memorizing syntax
time split
90 percent thinking, 10 percent typing, mostly backwards
natural habitat
blames DNS, then it was DNS
career truth
job title changes every two years, bugs do not
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