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The art of spending someone else's money so carefully it takes six months to buy a stapler.

means The formal process of obtaining goods or services for an organization, usually through purchasing, bidding, or contracting.

from From Latin procurare, 'to take care of' or 'manage on behalf of another' — pro ('on behalf of') plus curare ('to care for,' the root behind 'cure' and 'curator'). It entered English via Old French procurer, carrying that same sense of acting as an agent for someone else's interests. The irony baked into the word from the start: procurement has always meant handling resources that aren't yours, which perhaps explains the paperwork.

core irony
Designed to save money, often spends more approving the spend.
favorite word
Stakeholder alignment, meaning nobody decides anything.
true purpose
Converts urgency into paperwork, then paperwork into delay.
hidden power
Can kill any project simply by never finishing the RFP.
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