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A slab of slate pretending to be furniture, built for arguments about physics.
means A cloth-covered table with pockets at the corners and sides, used for playing billiard games like pool where you knock balls into the holes with a cue stick.
from 'Pool' here has nothing to do with swimming — it comes from the French 'poule,' meaning 'hen,' which became French slang for a collective stake or pot of money bet by multiple players on a game. English borrowed 'pool' in that gambling sense of a shared wager, and because pocket billiards was commonly played for stakes, the game itself became known as 'pool,' with the furniture it's played on simply inheriting the name.
- slate core
- real ones use stone, not wood, for flatness
- felt myth
- it's actually wool-nylon cloth, not felt
- home wrecker
- notorious for devouring basements and relationships
- pocket angle
- corner pockets cut tighter than side pockets on purpose