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A bench and table that fused into one stubborn beast so you'd stop forgetting chairs.
A-frame originThe classic design dates to 1930s Depression-era park projects
Etymology twistPicnic comes from French piquenique, an old potluck word
Weight classConcrete versions can exceed 700 pounds, theft-proof
Splinter taxUntreated wood claims countless bare thighs each summer
Hidden engineeringDiagonal legs spread load so it won't tip mid-meal