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An animal you feed so it can judge your life choices in real time.
means A domesticated animal kept for companionship rather than labor or food — and, by extension, anyone or anything treated as a favored, coddled darling.
from Pet shows up in English in the late medieval period, first as a Scottish and northern English word for a pampered or indulged child, especially a spoiled lamb raised by hand rather than its mother. Its roots before that are murky — possibly linked to 'petty' (small, minor) via French petit, though that connection is unproven and often just assumed rather than confirmed. By the 1500s the word had wandered from indulged children to indulged animals, and by extension to the verb 'to pet,' meaning to stroke or indulge fondly. So the creature you now feed kibble and existential dread to was, linguistically, always destined to be spoiled.
- old usage
- 16th century scots used pet for spoiled children too
- world count
- over 900 million dogs live as pets globally
- verb shift
- petting someone meant pampering before it meant stroking
- odd pets
- goldfish outnumber dogs as the world's top pet