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the leg-powered confession that you peaked athletically somewhere around age nine.
OriginsSteam-powered paddle wheels predate the leisurely pedal version by a century
MechanicsYour thighs are the entire engine, regrettably
Top speedRoughly the pace of a determined duck
Rental ritualAlways one swan-shaped, always slightly menacing
NamingOften called pedalos to dodge confusion with riverboats