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Two words walk into a sentence and immediately start fighting, on purpose.

means A figure of speech that pairs two contradictory terms for deliberate, pointed effect, like 'deafening silence' or 'jumbo shrimp.'

from Greek, from oxys ('sharp') plus moros ('dull, foolish') — the word is itself an oxymoron, a sharp-dull thing, coined with the same wit it describes. It entered English in the 1600s, already self-aware.

etymology
greek for sharp-dull, itself an oxymoron
classic example
jumbo shrimp, military intelligence, awkward grace
not a mistake
intentional contradiction, unlike your ex's logic
rhetoric cousin
paradox is the sentence-length version
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