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The day they explain the rules you'll spend the rest of the job learning to break.
means A session or process that gets you familiar with a new place, job, or situation — and, separately, the direction something faces or the way someone's deeper preferences lean.
from Traces back to Latin 'oriens,' the rising sun, the same root that gives us 'orient' (the East). To 'orient' something originally meant literally positioning it to face east — the direction churches were traditionally built to point, toward sunrise and Jerusalem. From there it widened to mean figuring out which way anything faces, then figuring out where YOU stand relative to your surroundings — and by the 20th century, 'orientation' had drifted comfortably indoors to mean the briefing that's supposed to stop you getting lost on your first day.
- forgettable ratio
- you retain maybe 10 percent by Friday
- true purpose
- paperwork and liability, disguised as welcome
- real onboarding
- happens later, from a tired coworker
- etymology
- literally means finding the east, finding direction