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a person who just promised forever to someone whose chewing they'll soon hear in their sleep

means A person who has very recently gotten married, typically within the first year or so of the marriage.

from A transparent compound of "newly" (recently, freshly) and "wed" — itself from Old English "weddian," meaning to pledge or vow, the same root that gives us "wedding." Curiously, "wed" originally referred to the pledge or security itself, not the ceremony; to "wed" was to give one's word as a bond, which is rather fitting for two people newly bound by a promise.

weight gain
Couples gain weight fastest in the first year
old word
Wed comes from Old English for pledge
honeymoon origin
Named for sweetness that wanes like the moon
tax shift
Marriage changes your legal and financial identity overnight
merging brains
Long-married couples sync memories and finish thoughts
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