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the mild orange impostor named after monks who'd be appalled by its blandness

means A mild, pale, semi-soft cow's-milk cheese with an orange rind, an American-made cousin of a much sharper European original.

from Named for the town of Munster in the Alsace region of France, where monks made the original washed-rind, pungent Munster cheese — the name itself comes from the Latin monasterium, 'monastery.' The American 'muenster' borrowed the name (and the umlaut-flavored spelling, after German Münster) but dialed the funk down to near silence, producing a cheese related to its Alsatian namesake mostly in spirit.

holy origin
named after Alsatian monastery monks who aged the original
name lie
American muenster barely resembles its pungent French ancestor
orange edge
paprika or annatto dyes that signature rind, not age
melt king
smooth meltability makes it a grilled-cheese workhorse
real reek
true Munster cheese smells aggressively, almost criminally, of feet
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muenster cheese — semi-soft cheese from alsace region, france, with distinctive orange rind and pungent aroma

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