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Grown adults in bells, hitting sticks, defending it as living history.

means A traditional English folk dance performed by costumed dancers who wave handkerchiefs or clash sticks, usually accompanied by bells strapped to their legs and accordions nobody asked for.

from First recorded in 15th-century England as 'Morisk' or 'Moorish' dance, likely borrowed from the Continental fashion for 'moresca' dances that were imagined (inaccurately) to imitate Moorish or North African styles. No one is quite sure why the name stuck even after the actual connection faded — the dance itself evolved into something thoroughly, stubbornly English, bells and all.

origin theory
possibly named after Moorish dancing, nobody actually knows
required gear
bell pads strapped to shins, called baldrics
first record
documented in england since the 1400s
vibe check
folk ritual that doubles as cardio for pensioners
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