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The first place you learned that falling is just gravity's way of grading your grip.

means A playground frame of horizontal bars or rungs that kids cross hand-over-hand, swinging through the air like little primates.

from The name is pretty literally descriptive: the apparatus got tagged 'monkey bars' because swinging hand-over-hand across it makes a kid move the way a monkey swings through branches. 'Monkey' had already been used in English for over a century as a playful stand-in for mischievous, climbing, swinging behavior before it got bolted onto this specific piece of playground equipment, likely sometime in the early-to-mid 20th century as metal playground sets became common in parks and schoolyards.

origin
invented 1920 by Sebastian Hinton, Gilbert's son
upper body truth
adults fail them more than kids
playground hierarchy
crossing them was the original social currency
engineering flaw
height chosen for kids, bruises chosen for everyone
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