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means The quality or state of being slightly wet — damp but not soaked.

from From "moist," which arrived in English in the 14th century via Old French "moiste," likely traceable to Latin "mucidus" (moldy, slimy) and possibly tangled up with "mucus" along the way. The English suffix "-ness" simply turns the adjective into a state of being, the way "happy" becomes "happiness" — so "moistness" is just "the condition of being moist," no matter how many people flinch at the sound of it.

most hated
surveys rank it among English's most disliked words
word aversion
linguists study the visceral cringe it triggers
baking metric
crumb texture is graded by water retention
skin science
dermatologists prefer the term skin hydration
for instance

amazon rainforest — receives 80-400 inches of rain annually across 5.5 million square kilometers in south america

death valley salt flats — lowest humidity on earth with less than 0.1% relative humidity recorded in california

antarctica ice sheets — contains 26.5 million cubic kilometers of ice, the driest place by precipitation despite ice coverage

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