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a six-legged hitchhiker that turned your scalp into prime beachfront real estate.
strict dietfeeds only on blood, several times a day
glue guncements eggs to hair, nearly impossible to wash off
host loyaldifferent species infest head, body, and pubic hair
evolution clockclothing lice DNA dates human dress to 170,000 years
no jumpercannot hop or fly, only crawls