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A venomous teddy bear that moves like time itself is optional.

means A small nocturnal primate with huge round eyes and painfully slow, deliberate movements, native to the forests of South and Southeast Asia.

from Probably from the Dutch 'loeris', meaning clown or simpleton — a word Dutch colonists in Sri Lanka or Indonesia likely applied to the animal because of its comically grave, wide-eyed face and clumsy-looking gait. The deeper root of 'loeris' itself is uncertain, so treat the clown story as the best-documented guess rather than settled fact.

secret weapon
only primate with a toxic bite
toxin source
licks elbow gland to activate venom
night shift
huge eyes built for total darkness
slow life
moves so little it barely burns calories
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