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The human API between two water levels who got there before engineers did.

means A person who operates the gates and sluices of a canal lock, raising and lowering boats between different water levels.

from A straightforward compound of 'lock' (in the canal sense, from Old English 'loc,' meaning a barrier or enclosure) and 'keeper' (one who tends or guards something). The canal-lock meaning emerged as Europe's canal networks expanded, needing someone stationed at each chamber to work the gates and paddles by hand — the job title simply describing the job itself, with no hidden trick in its origin.

job age
predates pumps by centuries, still outworks them
daily task
moves boats uphill using only gravity and patience
math involved
basically manual hydraulics with a clipboard
romance factor
canal boats, cottages, and zero traffic jams
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