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The bartender's version of a eulogy: brief, loud, and ignored by everyone who needs it most.
means The final warning that a bar will stop serving alcohol, usually announced loudly so patrons can order one more round before close.
from Straightforward trade jargon from the drinking-house world: a bartender's literal 'call' — shouted across the room — that service is ending for the night. It spread alongside licensing laws in the UK and US that fixed strict closing hours, giving bars a legal reason to need a formal cutoff announcement. No hidden story here — the phrase means almost exactly what it says, which is rare enough to be its own small miracle.
- origin
- British pubs used actual bells, not shouting
- psychology
- triggers panic-buying even in people who were leaving anyway
- legal purpose
- gives drinkers time to finish before cutoff laws apply
- irony
- the announcement that starts the night's worst decisions