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two fist-sized filters quietly bailing out your bloodstream while you take all the credit

means The pair of bean-shaped organs that filter waste from your blood and turn it into urine, while also balancing fluids and blood pressure.

from A Middle English word, 'kidenei,' whose deeper roots are genuinely murky — it may join 'kid' (in an old sense of belly or womb) with 'ey,' an Old English word for egg, picturing the organs as little eggs nestled in the belly. That's a plausible reading rather than a proven one; etymologists admit the first part is uncertain. The plural 'kidneys' simply followed the pair.

blood volume
filter your entire blood supply 40 times daily
spare parts
one alone can run the whole show
hormone job
they tell your body to make red blood cells
ancient design
every vertebrate on Earth runs the same model
resale value
black market price tops 200,000 dollars
for instance

nephrops norvegicus — norwegian lobster whose kidneys filter waste in cold atlantic waters

kidney stone disease — affects 1 in 11 americans, causing crystalline deposits in renal systems

dialysis — treats over 2 million patients globally whose kidneys can no longer function

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