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a machine that turns five dollars of produce into eight ounof liquid regret.
fiber lossTosses the part nutritionists actually want you to eat
slangAlso means a steroid-pumped athlete or electrician
sugar bombStrips fiber, leaving fast-absorbing fruit sugar behind
juicero flopA $400 juicer squeezed bags hands could squeeze
ancient rootsStone citrus presses date back thousands of years