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Someone you chose to live with before learning their dishes-washing philosophy was 'eventually'.
means A person who shares your home and household duties (in theory) without sharing your family or romantic relationship with you.
from A plain English compound, stitched together from 'house' (Old English 'hūs') and 'mate,' meaning companion or fellow — a word whose own roots trace to Old English/Germanic terms tied to sharing food at the same table. 'Housemate' itself is a relatively modern formation, rising alongside shared urban living and roommate culture, as English needed a tidy label for 'person I live with but did not marry, birth, or befriend by choice alone.'
- not a friend
- proximity gets mistaken for compatibility constantly
- fridge law
- labeled leftovers vanish faster than unlabeled ones
- group chat
- exists solely for passive-aggressive bin reminders
- true test
- revealed entirely by whose turn it is for toilet paper