the.com/guitarist

Someone who tunes for ten minutes so they can play out of tune for three hours.

means A person who plays the guitar, whether as a profession, hobby, or ongoing act of self-torture and optimism.

from Guitar traces back through French 'guitare' and Spanish 'guitarra' to Arabic 'qitara,' which itself descends from the ancient Greek 'kithara,' a stringed instrument plucked with a pick. The '-ist' suffix is the ordinary Greek-via-Latin agent ending slapped onto countless professions — so a guitarist is literally 'one who does the kithara-thing,' a lineage stretching from ancient lyre players to whoever is currently noodling through a drum solo at an open mic.

left hand
does ballet, right hand does accounting
solos
inversely correlated with band's actual fame
pedal boards
cost more than the amp they shape
practice time
mostly spent playing songs they already know
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