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a chubby weather pundit with zero credentials and a 30% accuracy rate.

means A stocky burrowing North American rodent of the marmot family, also called a woodchuck, famous for hibernating and—per folklore—predicting spring.

from A plain English compound: 'ground' plus 'hog,' for a hefty animal that lives in the ground. Its other name, 'woodchuck,' has nothing to do with wood or chucking—it's likely an English reshaping of an Algonquian word (compare Narragansett 'ockqutchaun'), which folk-etymology then bent into the familiar tongue-twister about how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

true name
woodchuck, marmot, and whistle-pig all mean groundhog
deep sleeper
heart drops to five beats per minute hibernating
dig champion
burrows can stretch 45 feet underground
forecast fail
Punxsutawney Phil is right barely a third of the time
can climb
surprisingly good at scaling trees to escape
for instance

punxsutawney phil — groundhog in pennsylvania predicting spring since 1887

wiarton willie — groundhog in ontario, canada's competing weather predictor

staten island chuck — groundhog at new york zoo with mayor's official predictions

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