the.com/groundhog
a chubby weather pundit with zero credentials and a 30% accuracy rate.
true namewoodchuck, marmot, and whistle-pig all mean groundhog
deep sleeperheart drops to five beats per minute hibernating
dig championburrows can stretch 45 feet underground
forecast failPunxsutawney Phil is right barely a third of the time
can climbsurprisingly good at scaling trees to escape