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a chubby weather pundit with zero credentials and a 30% accuracy rate.

true namewoodchuck, marmot, and whistle-pig all mean groundhog
deep sleeperheart drops to five beats per minute hibernating
dig championburrows can stretch 45 feet underground
forecast failPunxsutawney Phil is right barely a third of the time
can climbsurprisingly good at scaling trees to escape
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