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a vegetarian bodybuilder who shares 98% of your DNA and zero of your insecurities
StrengthLifts roughly ten times its body weight
Chest beatsA long-distance broadcast, not a threat display
Nose printsUnique to each gorilla, like fingerprints
DietBuilds those muscles on mostly leaves and stems
Gentle giantsSilverbacks settle most disputes without any violence