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a four-legged anarchist that climbs cliffs, eats anything, and judges you with rectangular eyes
weird pupilsHorizontal slit eyes rotate to stay level
accentGoats have regional bleating dialects
cliff climbersThey scale near-vertical dams for mineral salt
emotional readersGoats prefer humans who smile at them
fainting kindSome stiffen and topple when startled