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a four-legged anarchist that climbs cliffs, eats anything, and judges you with rectangular eyes
means A hardy, hoofed, often horned mammal kept for milk, meat, and wool, known for its sure-footedness and willingness to nibble almost anything.
from From Old English 'gat,' which originally meant the female goat, with the male called a 'bucca.' It traces back to Proto-Germanic 'gaitaz' — a cousin of Dutch 'geit,' German 'Geiß,' and Old Norse 'geit' — and likely further to a Proto-Indo-European root 'ghaidos' meaning 'young goat' or 'kid,' possibly related to Latin 'haedus,' a kid. The modern slang sense of GOAT, 'Greatest Of All Time,' is a much later, unrelated acronym that just happens to spell the animal.
- weird pupils
- Horizontal slit eyes rotate to stay level
- accent
- Goats have regional bleating dialects
- cliff climbers
- They scale near-vertical dams for mineral salt
- emotional readers
- Goats prefer humans who smile at them
- fainting kind
- Some stiffen and topple when startled
tom brady — 7 super bowl wins, widely considered greatest nfl quarterback of all time
lebron james — 4 nba championships, 4 mvps, debated greatest basketball player ever
serena williams — 23 grand slam titles, dominated tennis from 1999-2017
diego maradona — led argentina to 1986 world cup victory, transformed soccer