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a benevolent dictator deciding which living things get to stay alive today
hidden athleteHeavy gardening burns more calories than jogging.
soil highSoil bacteria can trigger serotonin release in humans.
long gamePlants planted now may outlive the planter by centuries.
war crimesWeeding is daily, deliberate, guilt-free killing.
oldest jobHumans gardened before they ever farmed grain.