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The person you call after the crime, before the lawyer — problems disappear, receipts don't exist.

means A person skilled at solving other people's messy problems quickly and discreetly, often by working around normal rules or channels.

from Straightforward agent-noun from 'fix' (to repair, to arrange, to make firm) plus '-er.' 'Fix' traces back through Middle English to Latin 'fixus,' past participle of 'figere' — to fasten or drive in, like a nail. The sense of 'fix' meaning 'to arrange a result improperly' (fix a race, fix a jury) emerged in the 1800s, and it's this shadier branch of the word that gave 'fixer' its underworld-adjacent flavor by the early 20th century — first in criminal and political slang for someone who arranges outcomes behind the scenes, later borrowed by Hollywood and corporate PR for the same skill, legalized.

core skill
Making inconvenient truths logistically impossible
payment style
Cash, favors, or permanent discretion
real example
Michael Cohen called himself Trump's fixer
golden rule
If you need one twice, run
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