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Mandatory evacuation cosplay where everyone pretends not to know the building isn't burning.

means A rehearsed evacuation exercise, originally for actual fires, now more often a scheduled interruption everyone shuffles through without urgency — the term has also drifted into slang for any chaotic, scramble-to-fix-it-now situation at work.

from Straightforward compound: 'fire' plus 'drill' in its military sense of repeated practice meant to make a response automatic. Drills of this kind — soldiers practicing formations, sailors practicing emergency stations — predate fire drills specifically; schools and factories adopted the format in the industrial era as fires in crowded wooden buildings and theaters became a serious, recurring danger. The slang sense, 'a fire drill' meaning frantic last-minute scrambling, is a 20th-century workplace extension — the irony being that real fire drills are supposed to be calm and orderly, while the phrase now means the opposite.

origin
Started post-1911 Triangle Shirtwaist factory fire tragedy
real purpose
Builds muscle memory, not just checks compliance boxes
office slang
Now means any pointless manufactured urgency
universal truth
Someone always forgets their coffee, panics mid-exit
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