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A token cover-up that announces exactly what it's hiding.

means A superficial measure meant to disguise or excuse something embarrassing or improper, which usually ends up drawing attention to the very thing it's trying to hide.

from Straight from Genesis: after eating the forbidden fruit, Adam and Eve realize they're naked and sew fig leaves together to cover themselves. The image stuck because it's absurdly minimal as actual cover — a few broad leaves hiding almost nothing — which is exactly why it became shorthand centuries later for any flimsy pretext or token concealment, especially the kind used to make something scandalous look respectable.

origin
Genesis, Adam and Eve's post-apple outfit choice
art history
Renaissance statues got plaster ones from the Vatican
modern use
Now means any flimsy excuse for bad behavior
irony
Draws more attention to the thing it conceals
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