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A diagram that proves you're the punchline of centuries of decisions.
means A chart that maps how people in a family are related across generations, usually branching out from one ancestor.
from The word grafts a living metaphor onto record-keeping: the tree as a shape for branching relationships goes back to medieval genealogical diagrams, where artists literally drew ancestors along the trunk and branches of a tree (sometimes sprouting from a sleeping patriarch's body, as in the famous 'Tree of Jesse' images in medieval art). The structure stuck because it's intuitive — one root, many limbs, each fork a generation — so 'family tree' became the natural English label once such diagrams spread from church art into everyday genealogy.
- root problem
- Everyone's tree has at least one horse thief
- math trap
- Go back 500 years, you have over a million ancestors
- not a tree
- Actually a web, since cousins married cousins constantly
- dna twist
- You carry DNA from only a fraction of them