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sliders that let you sculpt sound, ruin songs, and pretend you understand frequencies.
smiley curveBoosting bass and treble makes the classic V shape
placebo buttonMany car EQs barely change anything audible
death gunDenzel's movie made it a nickname for vigilante
frequency policeCuts ugly resonances before they pierce your ears
flat is rareStudios chase neutral; nobody actually listens that way