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the bird that beat Australia's army in an actual war and never apologized
war recordWon the 1932 Emu War against soldiers with machine guns
speedSprints up to 50 km/h on bare desert
can't flyEarthbound but second-tallest bird alive
dad dutyMales incubate eggs for eight foodless weeks
two-way kneesPowerful legs kick forward, backward, and gut fences