the.com/duct tape
the universal verb disguised as a noun, fixing everything except the ducts it was named for.
duct failurebanned for actual ducts; it dries out and falls off
war babyinvented in WWII to seal ammo cases fast
space rescueApollo 13 crew used it to survive reentry
wart killerstudies show it removes warts better than freezing
original namecalled duck tape for its water-shedding cloth backing