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a tiny kingdom where bread is currency and the mallards are mob bosses
bread dangerMoldy bread spreads avian botulism through whole flocks
better menuPeas, oats, and corn beat soggy white bread
duck weatherTheir feet have zero nerves, so ice doesn't hurt
mallard chaosDrakes outnumber hens and fight viciously for mates
sleep trickDucks sleep with one eye and half a brain awake